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Faux Movie Poster of the Day: French art director Pascal Witaszek psyches the Internet with a massive tease of a teaser poster for a not-quite-real Walt Disney biopic starring Hollywood “It” guy Ryan Gosling.
[fuckyeahmcgosling.]
“Hey there, I’m Walt. I don’t know you.” Woman talks about self. “Boring. You’re boring me. Say, this place is pretty lame. Let’s get outta here.”
Crazy Stupid Disney](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0q1a1tnek1qc4bg8o1_500.jpg)
Faux Movie Poster of the Day: French art director Pascal Witaszek psyches the Internet with a massive tease of a teaser poster for a not-quite-real Walt Disney biopic starring Hollywood “It” guy Ryan Gosling.
“Hey there, I’m Walt. I don’t know you.” Woman talks about self. “Boring. You’re boring me. Say, this place is pretty lame. Let’s get outta here.”
Crazy Stupid Disney
So, I’ve taken to creating choose your own adventures in people’s ask boxes. If you have a tumblr, I would be more than willing to start one with you. Just let me know.
![thedailywhat:
Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.”
Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.
Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide.
Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built.
“They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.”
[latimes.]
Look, Joe! You can work at Disney now!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybrrvdZ7J1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.”
Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.
Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide.
Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built.
“They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.”
[latimes.]
Look, Joe! You can work at Disney now!
Lazy College Senior Meme
Yup. This was pretty much correct.
I was banking on the apocalypse happening BEFORE graduation…
Can’t tell if troll, or just in need of rabies shot.
Merry Cthulhu-Mas!
Final Destination Troll
This wouldn’t have happened if Tyrone wouldn’t have acted like such a low-life…
He’s got all his ducks in a row…. Ba-dum hiss.
From Peanut to 'just because.' Like sand in the hourglass.
